DINOSAUR FOOD
--PART 1:--
2 c. Pterodactyl toenails, crushed
(sugar)
1/2 c. swamp water (evaporated milk)
1 stick Iguana fat (margarine)
Cook 1 minute at a rolling boil, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. --PART 2:--
3 c. bones (oats)
1 c. dried grass (coconut)
5 tsp. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 tsp. dirty water (vanilla)
Mix together Part 2. Add Parts 1 and 2 together. Stir, drop by spoonful onto waxed paper. Cool and eat. Don't let the dinosaurs eat all the food.